Anyways one week to go before I leave for the spa. I am getting excited. I think dad’s kidding me, but he says that I should enjoy my boy parts while I still have them. The ‘ole farts keep joking about who owns which half of me. I think they have made a decision, dad owns the front half of me and mom owns the rear half. Dad pays for the food for his half and mom cleans up after her half. Sounds fair to me after all there is enough of me to go around!
Later,
Oscar The Kat
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