This is Ollie Kat on drugs. Ma kept yelling at him because first he got caught between the gates trying to get the toad. He’s been after that toad for days. Dad said toads taste bad and Ollie will only try to taste one once. I asked dad how he knew and he just said trust me they taste bad. Anyhoo after ma let him in he mowed down a green pepper plant when ma wasn’t looking and then found his way behind the cherry maters and found the catnip.
Yesterday the Ladies came for a few hours. They are getting pretty good at that kat fishing thing. Although they keep crossing the lines and getting tangled up. Then we played with bubbles until Zoe got her hair tangled up in the fan on her bubble gun and Ma had to cut her hair out of it. Ollie giggled and got the hairy eye from ma. Me I just stay out of the way and observe the Ladies. Ollie is right in the middle playing with them. Here is Zoe trying to catch a big stinky Ollie fish!
Ava stole Boppa's (Grandpa's) hat while he wasn't looking.
Well I gotta go now and see a man about a nap. Being a kat is really a tough job around here. I have to watch the door like a hawk just in case ma decides to try and sneak out without me.
Later gator,
Oscar the 'ole goat/kat
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