Ollie’s In Trouble, Ollie’s In Trouble!

Hello, I know. I know it’s been a while since my last post. Ollie has been nothing but naughty! He pulled mom’s celery plants out of the dirt and chased them around until mom caught him. She was sure mad at him. Dad has now built a door for the pantry so we are locked out unless we are supervised. Thanks a lot Ollie.

Then Dad bought her a cheap indoor greenhouse because she is going to double the garden size this year and needs more maters and jalapenos and other assorted green stuff.

I do like "helping" mom put away groceries when she gets home from shopping. Shh don't tell her, but I am really looking for my treats! Ma you did buy me treats right?

I had to go to the circus last week to get my shots. This year I saw a different clown and her name was Dr. Dommer . I was pretty pissed with her at first. Then Ma yelled at me for hissing at the “Vet Tech” and Dr. Dommer and I decided to behave. Well actually the Dr. threw my towel over me and gave me a massage and rubbed my chin until I settled down. She thinks that I am “Artistic”! Ma told me that she said Autistic not “Artistic” because I was bottle fed and missed learning things from my furry mom and that’s why I get over stimulated easy. Dad said mom and I are both nuts.

I also have to go on a diet. Apparently 11.4 pounds is too fat. I don’t have a hourglass figure. Pfftt

Later,
Oscar & Ollie the Katz

P.S, I am SO SICK AND TIRED of snow and sleet! I wanna get out in the garden with mom. I like laying in the dirt watching mom. I also like to poop next to the compost pile!