Worst Trip EVER!

Man I am pi$$ed! A couple of weeks ago ma asked me what I wanted to do for my 3rd birthday. Of course I said camping because they took the ladies in April and I didn’t get to go. Little did I realize that I had to go with the Ladies and Ollie. I was good on the way up to High Cliff State Park, but Ollie had a panic attack half way there. Ma put her hand up to his carrier to soothe him and he bit and clawed her. He howled the whole way up along Lake Winnebago. Drove me nuts.

Here I am chillin' in the Airstream. Can't decide if I want in or out.

Then Ollie had the audacity to show me up. It was hot and humid the whole trip and mister happy go lucky spent his days outside lounging on rocks, catching mice, and stalking chippys. Then to top it all off the looney walks like a dog on his leash! Seriously? He walked all over that campground. Ma and pa were so proud of him. They also loved the looks on peoples faces when they realized he’s a kat. Here is the big goof and his human Lady named Zoe. I am glad to be back home and mom said that we are going to the “Midwest Vintage Trailer” rally in six weeks and I better get over it. I hope Ollie don’t get to go because that’s my gig not his.

Top it off we never did get to use our playhouse. The Ladies used it to take naps on and play in. Speaking of naps. The air is on in the house and I need a nap before we go down and unpack the trailer.

Later,

Oscar aka "grumpy Kat"

Photo BOMB!

Checking out the Easter egg dying project. What does a kat have to do to get an egg with their name on it? I had to go to the circus last week and now I weight 13.8 pounds. The clown in charge said I gained 2 pounds in the last year and now I have to go on a diet. Crap! Ma put the hammer down on dad and said the he is giving Ollie and I too many treats. Ollie has been doing O.K. on the diet, but then again he is happy go lucky and just happy to have a roof over his head and see his "Ladies" every other weekend.

Spring is almost here! I did get to go outside a couple of weeks ago when it was nice. Soon we are going to start tearing into the Airstream and doing some remodeling before the rally this year. I am also looking forward to starting on the garden this year. Ma and the girls have been starting flowers and veggies in the green house for a couple of weeks. 

Later, Oscar the Kat

Hello. It really has been a while since my last post. Were do I start? Well Christmas was fun this year for the Ladies. It looked like Barbie threw up in the living room.

 Ollie and I also scored! We each got a large tub of Kat Treats and Ma made a whole bunch of Katnip pouches for us. Ollie open them all about a week before Christmas.

Ma and have also been working really hard to get Ava Jean Bean's quilt ready for the frame.

 I like this quilting thing! I get to chase thread, plop down and get all nice and warm and comfy. Although Ma says I keep stretching out the quilt and she has to re-tighten it a couple of days

And give Ma the hairy eye when I get kicked off after attacking the needle and thread while she is sewing. Oh well.

Later,
Oscar the Kat

I am so far behind

I know, I know the rally was a couple of months ago and this is the first chance I got ma to post about it. In her defense she has been busy canning and putting the gardens to rest for the year. That and the fact that The “Ladies” come every other weekend and ma & pa like to spend time with them. I am a little miffed that I didn’t get to go to the apple orchard or pumpkin farm a couple of weeks ago.

Here is a picture of me looking at dad’s hat he won 1^st place with in the hat contest. He wore it the whole night at the cocktail party just to embarrass me. Once again we has so much fun. Ma did real good giving her “Coleman Lantern Seminar”. That and the two old fools won the “Egg Toss” contest. Next year dad said we are going to bring the Airstream and maybe Ollie can come with us. That's not fair the Midwest Vintage Trailer Rally is my gig not his!

Here I am during the “Show ‘n Shine” handing out my business cards. The old farts were really surprised that I stayed in the Zollinger and greeted 200+ people.

Gotta go see a man about a nap now. Hmm… maybe I will go try and talk dad into a pre nap treat.

Later,
Oscar the Kat

This is Ollie Kat

This is Ollie Kat on drugs. Ma kept yelling at him because first he got caught between the gates trying to get the toad. He’s been after that toad for days. Dad said toads taste bad and Ollie will only try to taste one once. I asked dad how he knew and he just said trust me they taste bad. Anyhoo after ma let him in he mowed down a green pepper plant when ma wasn’t looking and then found his way behind the cherry maters and found the catnip.

Yesterday the Ladies came for a few hours. They are getting pretty good at that kat fishing thing. Although they keep crossing the lines and getting tangled up. Then we played with bubbles until Zoe got her hair tangled up in the fan on her bubble gun and Ma had to cut her hair out of it. Ollie giggled and got the hairy eye from ma. Me I just stay out of the way and observe the Ladies. Ollie is right in the middle playing with them. Here is Zoe trying to catch a big stinky Ollie fish!



Ava stole Boppa's (Grandpa's) hat while he wasn't looking.     

Well I gotta go now and see a man about a nap. Being a kat is really a tough job around here. I have to watch the door like a hawk just in case ma decides to try and sneak out without me.


Later gator,
Oscar the 'ole goat/kat

 

Tasty Beverages!

What to do after a hard day of supervising the gardening? Why share a tasty (non-alcoholic) beverage with mom! Mmmm I thought I loved daddy’s iced tea, but I think I like mom’s strawberry lemonade just as much. I am SO spoiled. Ma and I have expanding the garden for a friend to use for the rest of the season. Ma said she was going to do it next year, but after all the rain we have had the last couple of days it was easy to pull the weeds up. Now we just have to cut down the dead apple tree and dig out a couple of stumps. It’s so wet back there that it’s easy to dig up the soil. Ma said we have really GOOD dirt back there because of the creek and all the leaves that get piled there in fall. She calls it “Black Gold”. I just call it fluffy dirt that’s easy to dig up and poop in! But I’m a kat what do I know about dirt?

Later,
Oscar the Kat

P.S. I really am a handsome fellow aren’t I? Daddy calls me “The Beloved One”. Josh calls me fat and spoiled. Ma calls me an ‘ole goat because I grunt instead of purr. Don’t care as long as I’m with my humanz!

Another catch up post.

Well one of Ma’s Rhubarb plants didn’t come up and I got the blame. Never fear Dad’s best friend’s divorce will be final tomorrow and I worked out a deal with Kurt. He is going to be letting Mom dig up his Rhubarb when she go’s to get the canning jars. Problem solved. The mater and pepper plants are growing nicely. Ma lets me go off leash in the fenced in garden, I promised NO MORE fertilizing the plants.

Ollie and I also have been supervising the putting up of the new/used pool. Mom said that we have to let my nieces Mary and Sara use the pool that was part of the deal. The “ladies” are getting excited to try it out also, Grandpa said that they MUST have life vests before they will be allowed to go swimming. Mom found a couple of like new one’s at “Vinny’s” for a couple of bucks a piece. She is still looking for Kat sizes for Ollie and me. I think I’ll pass, the pool is 18’ x 48” way too big and deep for this kat.

Looks like I am going to the Midwest Vintage Trailer Rally again this year. Ma made the reservations a couple of weeks ago. Dad said we are going a day early this year. We are not sure if Ollie is going this year or not.

Well off to take a nap before Ma and I go out and weed the garden. Sunday is a good day to putter around the garden because of less traffic and semi’s going by. Oh and train’s also. They totally re-built the tracks past our house and now we got lots of trains that go faster than they did last year. I HATE loud trains. I also don’t believe Mom and Dad when they tell me the train is 1” closer to the house than it was yesterday. Jez Louise I wasn’t born yesterday!

Later,
Oscar the Kat

P.S. I can't believe that Ma posted the picture of me during my shower ritual.